No seriously- what is it?

Remember the scene in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, where Ian's mom brought a Bundt cake to the Portokalos Family BBQ and Toula's mom had no idea WTH it was??? ok, well, i have a "WTH is that" as well. But, sorry to disappoint you all- it is not food. It is, in fact, an installation in my bathroom. And at least twice everyday for the past month i have looked at it and thought "no, seriously- what IS it?"



Plus, i can't just ask- what if the answer turns out to be something seriously simple and i look like a tard. Or what if the Family asks why haven't i been using it? Or maybe it's cause my bathroom when i was growing up was simple and all-canadian? I dunno. but everyday i wonder a little bit- wtf is it??? i think it is maybe the weird position of the faucet that confuses me the most. seriously. i have ideas, but i would appreciate it if someone i don't have to live with for the next 8 months could maybe tell me what its function is. And yes Kim, thanks- i get that the one on the left is the toilet ;)