Mad Skillz

I just thought I would take a moment to brag about my mad skills for a second here.

Yesterday while riding my bike, with a backpack full of groceries and another bag of groceries hanging off the handlebar, I managed to pull a mitten off and dig my pop out. I finished my pop, put the lid back on and managed to balance all the groceries and myself as I continued riding and reached out for the garbage can I was passing. I then neatly dropped the bottle in without stopping OR falling.

Did I mention that this was accomplished in the semi-dark too?

I shit you not- no way could I even make this up. Also, I'm not going to lie- I felt kinda like a superhero. Thinking about it now however, I wonder what my superhero name would be based on this? Maybe the Balance-anator or Mad Skillz? Any ideas?