Dear Host Father:
I like living in your house. you feed me good and are usually a decent human being toward me. However, when you turn into the Captain of the gramatically incorrect, rapid fire and mumbly German team, you turn into a jackass. Please cut me some slack here- if i have asked you the exact same questions 3 times and said along with that "i'm sorry, i don't understand"- please take that to mean that i legitimately did NOT understand you, and not that i am just trying to make your life difficult. Seriously. I. Am. Not. An. Idiot.
Thanks.
P.S- when you aren't looking on baking day, i am going to add flavorless Ex-Lax to your homemade bread.
Have a nice day.
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